We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
