if i can run in heels then i can drive
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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