the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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