Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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