he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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