But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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