he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
i think im in europe. pls send help
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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