I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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