I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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