I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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