This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I don't deserve a penis
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Congratulations! We have a period
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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