idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
love makes seman taste better
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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