I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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