Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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