plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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