Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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