who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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