whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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