he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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