in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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