aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I would fuck him just for his dog
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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