god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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