Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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