It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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