How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My cat gives me a boner
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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