..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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