Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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