My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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