My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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