worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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