Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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