I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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