I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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