Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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