I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Nobody cheats on THIS.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Randomize
