need another drink. this is the easiest way
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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