I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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