You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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