When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
