Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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