BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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