So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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