Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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