i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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