so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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