Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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