Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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