you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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