Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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