Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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