just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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