like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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