whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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