sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
