This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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