Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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