I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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