so let's talk penis.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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